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"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick? "Rooster!" I shouted. "Damn" Unloaded chamber. Dog was pissed... and snarled viciously... then bit me... I deserved it... My phone dropped my ambulance call. and chukars chuckled.... Visions of dinner... quickly faded away... replaced by reality.. My "Boss"--Mossberg??? No, the butt... Like Mama Cass... In a mu-mu... All the leaves... Are California dreamin'... But its winter!... and the snowbirds... Flock down I-95... backing up traffic... O Canada! MOVE! ... the Queen approacheth... all in Drag.. Come forth! She...
Be strong, be of good courage. God bless America, long live the Republic.
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"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick? "Rooster!" I shouted. "Damn" Unloaded chamber. Dog was pissed... and snarled viciously... then bit me... I deserved it... My phone dropped my ambulance call. and chukars chuckled.... Visions of dinner... quickly faded away... replaced by reality.. My "Boss"--Mossberg??? No, the butt... Like Mama Cass... In a mu-mu... All the leaves... Are California dreamin'... But its winter!... and the snowbirds... Flock down I-95... backing up traffic... O Canada! MOVE! ... the Queen approacheth... all in Drag.. Come forth! She... sashyed right over..
I prefer wood to plastic, leather to nylon, waxed cotton to Gore-Tex, and split bamboo to graphite.
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"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick? "Rooster!" I shouted. "Damn" Unloaded chamber. Dog was pissed... and snarled viciously... then bit me... I deserved it... My phone dropped my ambulance call. and chukars chuckled.... Visions of dinner... quickly faded away... replaced by reality.. My "Boss"--Mossberg??? No, the butt... Like Mama Cass... In a mu-mu... All the leaves... Are California dreamin'... But its winter!... and the snowbirds... Flock down I-95... backing up traffic... O Canada! MOVE! ... the Queen approacheth... all in Drag.. Come forth! She... sashyed right over... and knighted the...
Practice safe eating. Always use a condiment.
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"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick? "Rooster!" I shouted. "Damn" Unloaded chamber. Dog was pissed... and snarled viciously... then bit me... I deserved it... My phone dropped my ambulance call. and chukars chuckled.... Visions of dinner... quickly faded away... replaced by reality.. My "Boss"--Mossberg??? No, the butt... Like Mama Cass... In a mu-mu... All the leaves... Are California dreamin'... But its winter!... and the snowbirds... Flock down I-95... backing up traffic... O Canada! MOVE! ... the Queen approacheth... all in Drag.. Come forth! She... sashyed right over... and knighted the... nearest stray cat...
I prefer wood to plastic, leather to nylon, waxed cotton to Gore-Tex, and split bamboo to graphite.
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"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick? "Rooster!" I shouted. "Damn" Unloaded chamber. Dog was pissed... and snarled viciously... then bit me... I deserved it... My phone dropped my ambulance call. and chukars chuckled.... Visions of dinner... quickly faded away... replaced by reality.. My "Boss"--Mossberg??? No, the butt... Like Mama Cass... In a mu-mu... All the leaves... Are California dreamin'... But its winter!... and the snowbirds... Flock down I-95... backing up traffic... O Canada! MOVE! ... the Queen approacheth... all in Drag.. Come forth! She... sashyed right over... and knighted the... nearest stray cat... cursing all dogs...
Practice safe eating. Always use a condiment.
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"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick? "Rooster!" I shouted. "Damn" Unloaded chamber. Dog was pissed... and snarled viciously... then bit me... I deserved it... My phone dropped my ambulance call. and chukars chuckled.... Visions of dinner... quickly faded away... replaced by reality.. My "Boss"--Mossberg??? No, the butt... Like Mama Cass... In a mu-mu... All the leaves... Are California dreamin'... But its winter!... and the snowbirds... Flock down I-95... backing up traffic... O Canada! MOVE! ... the Queen approacheth... all in Drag.. Come forth! She... sashyed right over... and knighted the... nearest stray cat... cursing all dogs... I cannot lie...
Be strong, be of good courage. God bless America, long live the Republic.
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"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick? "Rooster!" I shouted. "Damn" Unloaded chamber. Dog was pissed... and snarled viciously... then bit me... I deserved it... My phone dropped my ambulance call. and chukars chuckled.... Visions of dinner... quickly faded away... replaced by reality.. My "Boss"--Mossberg??? No, the butt... Like Mama Cass... In a mu-mu... All the leaves... Are California dreamin'... But its winter!... and the snowbirds... Flock down I-95... backing up traffic... O Canada! MOVE! ... the Queen approacheth... all in Drag.. Come forth! She... sashyed right over... and knighted the... nearest stray cat... cursing all dogs... I cannot lie... I said while...
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"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick? "Rooster!" I shouted. "Damn" Unloaded chamber. Dog was pissed... and snarled viciously... then bit me... I deserved it... My phone dropped my ambulance call. and chukars chuckled.... Visions of dinner... quickly faded away... replaced by reality.. My "Boss"--Mossberg??? No, the butt... Like Mama Cass... In a mu-mu... All the leaves... Are California dreamin'... But its winter!... and the snowbirds... Flock down I-95... backing up traffic... O Canada! MOVE! ... the Queen approacheth... all in Drag.. Come forth! She... sashyed right over... and knighted the... nearest stray cat... cursing all dogs... I cannot lie... I said while... viewing the strange...
Practice safe eating. Always use a condiment.
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"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick? "Rooster!" I shouted. "Damn" Unloaded chamber. Dog was pissed... and snarled viciously... then bit me... I deserved it... My phone dropped my ambulance call. and chukars chuckled.... Visions of dinner... quickly faded away... replaced by reality.. My "Boss"--Mossberg??? No, the butt... Like Mama Cass... In a mu-mu... All the leaves... Are California dreamin'... But its winter!... and the snowbirds... Flock down I-95... backing up traffic... O Canada! MOVE! ... the Queen approacheth... all in Drag.. Come forth! She... sashyed right over... and knighted the... nearest stray cat... cursing all dogs... I cannot lie... I said while... viewing the strange... and disturbing scene..
I prefer wood to plastic, leather to nylon, waxed cotton to Gore-Tex, and split bamboo to graphite.
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"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick? "Rooster!" I shouted. "Damn" Unloaded chamber. Dog was pissed... and snarled viciously... then bit me... I deserved it... My phone dropped my ambulance call. and chukars chuckled.... Visions of dinner... quickly faded away... replaced by reality.. My "Boss"--Mossberg??? No, the butt... Like Mama Cass... In a mu-mu... All the leaves... Are California dreamin'... But its winter!... and the snowbirds... Flock down I-95... backing up traffic... O Canada! MOVE! ... the Queen approacheth... all in Drag.. Come forth! She... sashyed right over... and knighted the... nearest stray cat... cursing all dogs... I cannot lie... I said while... viewing the strange... and disturbing scene.. Quickly, get the...
Be strong, be of good courage. God bless America, long live the Republic.
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