MY "NEWS" Story of the DAY!
The Trump campaign reportedly received alien support which allowed it to win the presidential election. Alpha Centuari inhabidents became alarmed when Obama was reelected and began sending advise from their superior civilization. As everyone knows, Alpha Centuari is located approximately 4 light years from Earth and fortunately the information arrived in the nick of time. It is also being reported that Trump intends to appoint an unknown named Glomo Gloobo as Sec. of State. as soon as "she" arrives. Stay tuned!
Update: The only public comment so far is from Bill Clinton what has asked for a photo of Gloobo.

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