Tamid,
I got a big laugh out of you post. Unlike the other comments where it was easy to see who was "fer me or agin me", I thought you must simply be eccentric... with enough money to be as eccentric as you want to be. Then I remembered how many times a setter looked up at me with disdain, after a quail ran into a groundhog hole. You may be breaking new ground with a pack of dachshunds. But how do you tell when they are pointing?
I got all the way through Psych 101 so I will choose to be "happy and not unhappy" about all the posts!