Here's one that was PM'd to me yesterday evening. I'll copy and paste it verbatim. For Ed, verbatim means exactly as I received it, word for word:
Ed Good and King Brown were out deer hunting when they came to a grove of trees. The two decided to split up, one taking each side of the grove. As they were walking Ed saw the branches rustle in the trees and took a shot. To his horror he realized that he shot King. Ed quickly rushed King to the emergency room and patiently waited outside. After two hours the doctor emerged and Ed asked him how his buddy King was. The doctor said, "We tried our best and he would have made it if you hadn't gutted him first."
