Awww Stan, you are taking the fun out of it.
I was enjoying reading Ted and Keith squirming out from under the confines of the original question!
OK James... just for you... if I could only have one 16 ga. double... it would be choked full and modified as a compromise for all of the small game hunting I do. Such a dismal scenario would also indicate that the filthy rotten lying Liberal Left Democrats finally succeeded in restricting us to one shotgun, and were gleefully moving toward the total ban they really want. In other words, the OP is a nightmare scenario that should make us all think about who we support and vote for.
