In my house it the other way around. My wife wears a new outfit every day. When I ask its always the same, 'I've wore this before', or 'I've had this for a while'. But I never see a package or a bill or any indication she has bought a new outfit. On the other hand, she owns 1/2 doz guns and hunts so she never gives me a problem over my guns.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.