This is turning into one of my all-time favorite posts, because I am learning so much by reading between the lines.

I learned that Abraham Lincoln used Black Draught, which explained several things historical.

I have figured out that some wives are reading these comments!

I figured out that I could have John and Miller send me their excess sweet young things... but I fear they might not have enough battery power in their electric wheelchairs to get out on the interstate.

I've learned that Stan doesn't really need a recoil reducer, because he can back up faster than the speed of sound.