Find out where the guys they hired away from Tony Galazon are working. Don't breath the fumes coming from the toy factorys. Don't stock up on dog food or animal feed while you are there, either. The kids do the same thing in the streets that dogs do here, so, watch your step. Try not to end up in the clink, I'll bet it's nasty. Keep any comments about Taiwan to yourself, capitalist pig-dog. Have a great trip.
Best,
Ted