Hey [censored] Joe I thought that moniker would stick in your craw. In case you don't know what it means, I'll explain in terms you won't fathom:

Chloropidae (DP) Gnat: A slang term that describes a person nobody really likes, that is always present or appears in a particular circle of people, bugging, bothering or annoying. He never goes away even after constant "swatting". That fits you to a "T".