Originally Posted By: lonesome roads
Nah, he went diving for his Parker that he lost overboard in the briney North Atlantic. Fully expected Moby Dick to show up. I was mightily disappointed.



Actually, that tall tale involved a Fox Sterlingworth that went into the briny North Atlantic during a blinding snowstorm and gale force winds. Then, months later, without GPS coordinates, King donned scuba gear while in his mid 70's, and dove deep into dark cold North Atlantic waters, and miraculously recovered the gun. This would have made finding the proverbial needle in a haystack pale in comparison. But some here would believe King if he told them the world was made of cheddar cheese, even after he has been busted numerous times posting absolute B.S. and falsehoods.

I know, I know... this is worse than me going into nursery schools and telling children that there is no such thing as Santa Claus. And now a word from Kalifornia snowflake, Cryin' Bob Liberace...