Let me tell you something.
I owned a Chevy last year. I bought it for $300. It was a 1948 model. It burned oil like crazy. It had rust holes the size of basketballs. The seats were lumpy and caused my rear end to grow fatigued after only a few miles. The tires were out of round and vibrated the whole car, and the holes in the roof leaked water on my head when it rained.
I got rid of it, and bought my first Chrysler. A 1948 Town and Country Woodie convertible in mint condition for only $105,000. I feel like a king when I drive it. She goes smooth down the road, starts every time, and girls I hardly know want to have sex with me just because I own it.
I can speak from sound experience that Chevy's are junk and in no way equal to Chryslers.
Now then, who wants to buy my book?
