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Originally Posted By: Ted Schefelbein
My placemats don’t have cigarette burns in them, either.


They might look better with them.

Knife goes on the right. The Boss is slipping.


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Is that a Jungian thing?

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Eat in kitchen. My eat in kitchen. If a southpaw starts out with the knife on the right, it ends up on the left, anyway.
Lois, you can feel free to post a picture of anything close at hand. Better Homes and Gardens awaits, if you can get ‘em to show up.
I have my doubts.


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Originally Posted By: Ted Schefelbein
Eat in kitchen. My eat in kitchen. If a southpaw starts out with the knife on the right, it ends up on the left, anyway.
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Put the fork on the right then.


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That’s a big back seat, Tod. I’m sure you clean it before Jr gets back there.

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Originally Posted By: lonesome roads
Originally Posted By: Ted Schefelbein
Eat in kitchen. My eat in kitchen. If a southpaw starts out with the knife on the right, it ends up on the left, anyway.
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Put the fork on the right then.


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That’s a big back seat, Tod. I’m sure you clean it before Jr gets back there.



You can worry about forks. I’m good.

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I was thinking you need a new career. Start with the litter boxes, and, if you show
any talent, you can move up from there.

Not holding my breath, Lany.

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Originally Posted By: Ted Schefelbein
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Originally Posted By: Ted Schefelbein
Eat in kitchen. My eat in kitchen. If a southpaw starts out with the knife on the right, it ends up on the left, anyway.
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Put the fork on the right then.


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That’s a big back seat, Tod. I’m sure you clean it before Jr gets back there.



You can worry about forks. I’m good.

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I was thinking you need a new career. Start with the litter boxes, and, if you show
any talent, you can move up from there.

Not holding my breath, Lany.


Just trying to be helpful, Tud. You gotta step up your game if you want to get up to Argo’s level. Someone in McLean has been reading Better Homes.


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Dude, Jungian psychology and a psychic. How’d you know I was cleaning the litter box!?
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Originally Posted By: Ted Schefelbein
. Better Homes and Gardens awaits


Ted, far be it from me to correct you, but I believe the magazine you meant is "Better Guns and Garden." wink Gil

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Originally Posted By: GLS
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. Better Homes and Gardens awaits


Ted, far be it from me to correct you, but I believe the magazine you meant is "Better Guns and Garden." wink Gil


I have no evidence, in the years Lucas has been posting here, that he owns any guns.

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Un Femme tres belle, mon ami!!!


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How'd them Goose turds turn out fOx'e

You ever get up the courage to invite eighbore over for goose turds ?


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Originally Posted By: Ted Schefelbein
Originally Posted By: GLS
Originally Posted By: Ted Schefelbein
. Better Homes and Gardens awaits


Ted, far be it from me to correct you, but I believe the magazine you meant is "Better Guns and Garden." wink Gil


I have no evidence, in the years Lucas has been posting here, that he owns any guns.

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I’d appreciate it if you would address me by my real fake name, Tim.




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