I used to kill mosquitos, then I found out the bats EAT the mosquitos and I was depriving baby bats of their nutrition. Baby bats are sooooooo cute! If that wasn't enough, I learned mosquitos carry West Nile virus and the virus was killing crows.... I HATE crows, they're the bad guys in my book.

So, I finally grew up and starting making mosquito nurseries out of old tires full of stagnant water. I'm so proud that I've got it all figured out.