h d hawg'r :
Your call and your's to defend. If necessary, that is.
In the event that my friend arrives at my castle, I have a special place with a half bag of shavings on the floor. Ready for the what will not leak from this great icon of cycling iconoclassism.
Seriously, I don't care if that reprobate shows up on an mule.I have such a hug waiting that he may not breath for several minutes.

Best,
John

Humble member of the League of Extraodinary Gentlemen (LEG). Joined 14 March, 2006. Member #1.