Originally Posted by David Williamson
I think Dave Carrie could use a single projectile and still kill birds.

"Well, hullo. Today we're at Ballyslap Castle to 'ave a crack a' the grouse wi' an old Browning .303 what came out of a Mk. I Hurricane. I were gonna use me granda's old two-inch mor-taah, but it's gone off-face an' its stock's developed a bit of a rift..."