Originally Posted by Jimmy W
I had a buddy I worked with for several years. He was always going to auctions. He went to an auction once where they were going to tear down a jail. They had the jail cells up for sale- all the bars and the door to the cell. So he bought one of the cells. He took it all home...

"Thank you for your cashier's cheque. Here's your jail cell."

"Mercy buckets. Umm... What about the guy sleeping in the bunk?"

"Did you thoroughly read the auction catalogue listing for Lot 43?"

"Apparently I did not."