He heads to the deer woods, later than most, but with a full belly and he knows where the little eatin' deer are.
No deer scents, grunt calls, rattlin' horns or fox urine for him!
Lowell: You describe a "hedge poker" or "rough hunter" and I
represent that. I am the sporting goods store's worst nightmare. I shoot a twenty-year-old Golden Eagle bow; yesterday I dropped off 11 ten-year-old arrows to be re-fletched, rather than buy a dozen new. I "waste" one or two arrows a year when they zip thru a deer, and have to replace maybe $10 worth of broadhead razors every 5 years.
For shotgun deer season I use an 870 with sabot barrel and iron sights ($209.00 once in a lifetime). I go thru maybe a box of 5 shells ($9.00) every year. No special clothing that I can't double-duty on the farm. My luxury is a substantial ladder stand at $109.00 that my wife insisted I start using when I reached Medicare years.
Pheasants abound just outside my humble domicile, and my arm of choice is, of course, a Parker, and accompanied by ParkerDog, my Yellow Lab, we make it "pay." No driven birds at great expense and great distance, just hedge poking, plain and simple, like it oughta be for those of us living the nostalgia of a yesteryear and born a century too late.
It never ceases to amaze me when I visit Destry "Markethunter" Hoffard in Michigan, and we take a short side trip to the Dundee Cabalas and see how much white people's "bling" exists for the would-be nimrod who is short on opportunity but long on cash. The amount of camo clothing deadens the senses, and the idea that a full size styrofoam deer with antlers is necessary for target shooting seems to me "over the top." Yet it is encouraging that such places continue to exist and even proliferate, supported by a next generation of hunters and sportsmen still willing to tear themselves away from 24-hour cable news, instant messaging, Blackberries, and surfin' the Internet for a little old-time outdoor entertainment.
I'll have to admit that I head to my deer woods later than most, about a half hour before sunset. My last archery season I took two bucks (10 & 4 points) in five one-hour episodes; other years I have zeroed out after thirty or more evening hunts, and my only profit was sitting in the woods at sunset while watching the trees change and drop their leaves. But how do you really measure the "profit" of the primeval experience? I've been a hedge poker for 55 years, since at age eleven when I stuck my first rabbit with a homemade arrow loosed from an osage orange long bow. My first pheasant dropped to my first "double," a Stevens Mod.24 O/U .22/.410 in 1956. A half century has passed in the blink of an eye. This old farmer looks forward to another season; no deer scents, grunt calls, rattlin' horns (plastic or otherwise) or fox urine being part of the equation. EDM