You would be funny if you were not so pathetic, .... Now back you basement dungeon.
Hmm. where have we heard this before. No, it wasn't, maybe it was, part of the northern tier thread. I know, I think this is how a big dog phd tries to impress the grunt dog, wanna be phds. Get me coffee, and pick up my dry cleaning, then we'll go over bashing the red, white and blue, all American President 101, and the ABCs of knee jerk, under funding, whine and cheese conversation.
Visuals, subtle, would come in perfectly right here. A podium, power point, a few multicolored graphs flash on the screen, then you do a little quarter turn and tease a glimpse of your man bun.