Geese in N. Virginia are too lazy to fly back to Canada so they hang out on golf courses, dump crap and eat the greens. Locals have put up replicas of foxes, coyotes and even gators near the lakes kind of like scarecrows to no avail. One enterprising young man got the idea to have a remote controlled drone speed boat run them off the lake. He was attacked by PETA and told to cease and desist under pain of arrest for animal cruelty. Just issue each golfer a 20 gauge as a 15th club. . .problem solved.
