Some people are killed every year because kids drop bricks on cars from motorway bridges. I think bricks should be banned too.

Oh, and bottles because people sometimes hit each other with bottles in pubs.

Some people drink or drive badly and crash cars into others causing untold death and destruction. So, we should also ban cars. Can I have a job in government please - this banning stuff lark is fun!

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