2-Piper, you'd better choose your opponents carefully. EdM is an expert and can read and do gazintas.

As for veracity on advertising, his 1978 Granada pampers him in luxury what with its sumptuous velour seating surfaces and tasteful simulated wood trim. It's powerful 140HP six cylinder engine whisks him along with the greatest of ease and the E78-14 tires provide him with the road grip he craves. Ed could drive a Lexus or a Mercedes but what would he gain?