Sorry, Woods--I may be his evil doppelganger, but I'm not the guy himself. "Michael" was the most common male baby name back when I was born during WWII and Armstrongs apparently have rewarded the world wih many kids. What makes it worse is that I look like a stardard wide-load squarehead gringo geezer (Armstrongs come from the formerly Danish part of Scotland). I regularly get confused with other bubbas. It may be that children were secretly being cloned back then (like B-24s and Dodge Power Wagons and LSTs, all of which I somewhat resemble....). Just in case the war went on forever and they needed lotsa "one size fits all" doggies.
I'm lookin into the Mace. I looked at that poor guy's face again.
