Salopian, I've never met anyone who can lose more stuff than Mike. Why, on one hunt by walking behind him half a mornin' I picked up a new two-way radio, a beeper collar, 23 loaded shotgun shells, a fresh peanut butter sandwich, a roll of duct tape, and a girly magazine. Actually it's not all bad. I haven't had to buy any hunting stuff for four years and have quite a stockpile of his lost/found goodies.

John McCain is my war hero.