John, I will be in the shop testing the performance of gun lubricants at extremely low temperatures.

Lake Charles, where they grow gasoline and natural gas, is having rolling blackouts and no water pressure. They are operating on the maxim; "If it's yellow, let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down."

I forgot, the most sought after bureaucrat job in LA is snow plow inspector in Cameron parish. We don't have enough salt for the roads because it's all been used up for crawfish boil seasoning.