Might get SanfOrd to take you out in his race boat....
….or the sand rail.
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The year is 2071. Stan and Ted are trying to get gasoline for their race boat, sand rail and motorcycle.
You and jOe remind me of what I have read about wolverines. They foul a trapper's "set" by urinating or defecating on it. Their foul odor permeates everything around them.
Y'all can foul a thread faster than a wolverine can foul a trapper's set.
OBTW, 2071 is the number of useless posts you have defecated. Now, it's 2072 and sad to say, shows no signs of letting up.