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Posted By: canvasback OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/28/16 03:52 PM
...and after dinner she quickly changed into yoga pants and loaded her pair of Boss shotguns in the 2017 F-Type. She gave me 'the look' as she tossed me the keys and I instantly knew this meant only one thing. A quick blast down the 401 to London (Ontario) for donuts at Tim Hortons...


After we ate...
Jag wouldn't start...
So we took...
Electrics by Lucas...
For granted, but...
it caught fire...
So did she...
and her little...
Blue eyes flashed...
as she loaded...
her matched 16's...
with rock salt...
It got hard...
and very rusty...
After she hosed...
the rust off...
the pipe gleamed...
At that moment...
commies showed up...
We were surrounded...
she let fly...
with a load...
It was buckshot...
that hit them...
in the Trotskys...
John Wayne came...
her knees weakened...
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/28/16 05:34 PM
Originally Posted By: canvasback
...and after dinner she quickly changed into yoga pants and loaded her pair of Boss shotguns in the 2017 F-Type. She gave me 'the look' as she tossed me the keys and I instantly knew this meant only one thing. A quick blast down the 401 to London (Ontario) for donuts at Tim Hortons...


After we ate...
Jag wouldn't start...
So we took...
Electrics by Lucas...
For granted, but...
it caught fire...
So did she...
and her little...
Blue eyes flashed...
as she loaded...
her matched 16's...
with rock salt...
It got hard...
and very rusty...
After she hosed...
the rust off...
the pipe gleamed...
At that moment...
commies showed up...
We were surrounded...
she let fly...
with a load...
It was buckshot...
that hit them...
in the Trotskys...
John Wayne came...
her knees weakened...
and her heart...


Posted By: Ken61 Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/28/16 06:50 PM
Originally Posted By: J.R.B.
Originally Posted By: canvasback
...and after dinner she quickly changed into yoga pants and loaded her pair of Boss shotguns in the 2017 F-Type. She gave me 'the look' as she tossed me the keys and I instantly knew this meant only one thing. A quick blast down the 401 to London (Ontario) for donuts at Tim Hortons...


After we ate...
Jag wouldn't start...
So we took...
Electrics by Lucas...
For granted, but...
it caught fire...
So did she...
and her little...
Blue eyes flashed...
as she loaded...
her matched 16's...
with rock salt...
It got hard...
and very rusty...
After she hosed...
the rust off...
the pipe gleamed...
At that moment...
commies showed up...
We were surrounded...
she let fly...
with a load...
It was buckshot...
that hit them...
in the Trotskys...
John Wayne came...
her knees weakened...
and her heart...
pants elastic too..


Posted By: GLS Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/28/16 07:07 PM
Originally Posted By: Ken61
Originally Posted By: J.R.B.
Originally Posted By: canvasback
...and after dinner she quickly changed into yoga pants and loaded her pair of Boss shotguns in the 2017 F-Type. She gave me 'the look' as she tossed me the keys and I instantly knew this meant only one thing. A quick blast down the 401 to London (Ontario) for donuts at Tim Hortons...


After we ate...
Jag wouldn't start...
So we took...
Electrics by Lucas...
For granted, but...
it caught fire...
So did she...
and her little...
Blue eyes flashed...
as she loaded...
her matched 16's...
with rock salt...
It got hard...
and very rusty...
After she hosed...
the rust off...
the pipe gleamed...
At that moment...
commies showed up...
We were surrounded...
she let fly...
with a load...
It was buckshot...
that hit them...
in the Trotskys...
John Wayne came...
her knees weakened...
and her heart...
pants elastic too..
"Are you ready?"


Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/28/16 07:31 PM
Originally Posted By: GLS
Originally Posted By: Ken61
Originally Posted By: J.R.B.
Originally Posted By: canvasback
...and after dinner she quickly changed into yoga pants and loaded her pair of Boss shotguns in the 2017 F-Type. She gave me 'the look' as she tossed me the keys and I instantly knew this meant only one thing. A quick blast down the 401 to London (Ontario) for donuts at Tim Hortons...


After we ate...
Jag wouldn't start...
So we took...
Electrics by Lucas...
For granted, but...
it caught fire...
So did she...
and her little...
Blue eyes flashed...
as she loaded...
her matched 16's...
with rock salt...
It got hard...
and very rusty...
After she hosed...
the rust off...
the pipe gleamed...
At that moment...
commies showed up...
We were surrounded...
she let fly...
with a load...
It was buckshot...
that hit them...
in the Trotskys...
John Wayne came...
her knees weakened...
and her heart...
pants elastic too...
"Are you ready,"...
she heavily whispered?...


Posted By: Geo. Newbern Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/28/16 08:14 PM
What IS this???...Geo
Posted By: GLS Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/28/16 08:40 PM
Originally Posted By: GLS
Originally Posted By: Ken61
Originally Posted By: J.R.B.
Originally Posted By: canvasback
...and after dinner she quickly changed into yoga pants and loaded her pair of Boss shotguns in the 2017 F-Type. She gave me 'the look' as she tossed me the keys and I instantly knew this meant only one thing. A quick blast down the 401 to London (Ontario) for donuts at Tim Hortons...


After we ate...
Jag wouldn't start...
So we took...
Electrics by Lucas...
For granted, but...
it caught fire...
So did she...
and her little...
Blue eyes flashed...
as she loaded...
her matched 16's...
with rock salt...
It got hard...
and very rusty...
After she hosed...
the rust off...
the pipe gleamed...
At that moment...
commies showed up...
We were surrounded...
she let fly...
with a load...
It was buckshot...
that hit them...
in the Trotskys...
John Wayne came...
her knees weakened...
and her heart...
pants elastic too..
"Are you ready?"
She heavily whispered??
"For some football?"


Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/28/16 08:53 PM
------Page 2------
"Not yet pilgrim"...
Posted By: canvasback Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/28/16 09:11 PM
Buggered it up.
Posted By: canvasback Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/28/16 09:12 PM
Originally Posted By: J.R.B.
------Page 2------
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...

Posted By: canvasback Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/28/16 09:13 PM
Originally Posted By: Geo. Newbern
What IS this???...Geo


George, read the whole story, then add your three words.
Posted By: Geo. Newbern Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/28/16 09:20 PM
Oh.

I read the whole story. Instead I think I'll just go outside and find an ant-lion hole, get on my hands and knees and chant "doodlebug doodlebug, you better come home, your house is on fire and your children all gone." While gently stirring the hole with a broom straw.

I spent idle hours doing just that as a child. Then I discovered you could find an ant and drop it in the hole and watch the fireworks start...Geo
Posted By: canvasback Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/28/16 09:28 PM
Ahh, no ant lions up here.
Posted By: Geo. Newbern Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/28/16 09:42 PM
Originally Posted By: canvasback
Ahh, no ant lions up here.


That explains everything. Cabin fever...Geo

Carry on with the story; sorry to interrupt.
Posted By: Ken61 Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/28/16 10:13 PM
Originally Posted By: canvasback
[quote=J.R.B.]------Page 2------
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/28/16 10:53 PM
Originally Posted By: Ken61
Originally Posted By: canvasback
[quote=J.R.B.]------Page 2------
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...

Posted By: Stanton Hillis Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 12:36 AM
Originally Posted By: J.R.B.
Originally Posted By: Ken61
Originally Posted By: canvasback
[quote=J.R.B.]------Page 2------
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...

Posted By: canvasback Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 12:40 AM
Originally Posted By: J.R.B.
------Page 2------
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
as it should...
Posted By: Ken61 Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 12:42 AM
Originally Posted By: Stan
Originally Posted By: J.R.B.
Originally Posted By: Ken61
Originally Posted By: canvasback
[quote=J.R.B.]------Page 2------
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?

Posted By: Run With The Fox Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 12:42 AM
"Knock on wood"-- Hey, it played well for "Sam" in Casablanca, right?
Posted By: GLS Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 12:51 AM

"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
Posted By: Stanton Hillis Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 12:58 AM
Originally Posted By: GLS

"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss ....
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 01:18 AM
Originally Posted By: Stan
Originally Posted By: GLS

"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
Posted By: Stanton Hillis Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 01:45 AM
Originally Posted By: Geo. Newbern
Oh.

I read the whole story. Instead I think I'll just go outside and find an ant-lion hole, get on my hands and knees and chant "doodlebug doodlebug, you better come home, your house is on fire and your children all gone." While gently stirring the hole with a broom straw.

I spent idle hours doing just that as a child. Then I discovered you could find an ant and drop it in the hole and watch the fireworks start...Geo


I still do, Geo. I don't know why, but I do enjoy watching that doodlebug come to the top while I stir the cone. Now, if I could just find someone to shoot marbles with me ............

SRH
Posted By: canvasback Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 02:47 AM
Stan, I'll shoot marbles with you anytime! Man, there were a few years when that was the most important thing there was. Then I think I noticed the girls who were watching and got a bit sidetracked.
Posted By: Ken61 Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 03:15 AM
This was fun. It reminds me of the "Haiku" thread a while back in Misfires.
Posted By: canvasback Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 04:21 AM
Originally Posted By: J.R.B.

"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 11:13 AM
Originally Posted By: canvasback
Originally Posted By: J.R.B.

"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
Posted By: GLS Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 11:23 AM

"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair
Posted By: Stanton Hillis Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 12:10 PM
Originally Posted By: GLS

"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Posted By: Ken61 Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 12:25 PM
Originally Posted By: Stan
Originally Posted By: GLS

"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
Posted By: GLS Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 01:10 PM

"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
Posted By: gunsaholic Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 01:47 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 03:01 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
Posted By: GLS Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 04:26 PM
[quote=J.R.B.]"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist...
Posted By: Ken61 Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 04:29 PM
Originally Posted By: GLS
[quote=J.R.B.]"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers..
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 05:09 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
Posted By: GLS Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 07:01 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
Posted By: Stanton Hillis Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 07:12 PM
Originally Posted By: GLS
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 07:58 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
Posted By: canvasback Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 08:03 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed....
Posted By: canvasback Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 08:05 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed....
Like a rose...
Posted By: gunsaholic Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 08:06 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
Posted By: GLS Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 09:22 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave.
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 09:41 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
Posted By: Ken61 Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 10:24 PM
Originally Posted By: J.R.B.
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic
Posted By: canvasback Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 11:13 PM
Ken, did you mean styptic or septic?
Posted By: Ken61 Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 11:33 PM
Ooops, styptic.
Posted By: GLS Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 11:52 PM
Ken, don't rule out "Coptic". Gil
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 11:53 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no syptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/29/16 11:53 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no syptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
Posted By: Stanton Hillis Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/30/16 12:15 AM
Originally Posted By: J.R.B.
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no syptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/30/16 12:30 AM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no syptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
Posted By: GLS Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/30/16 12:53 AM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no syptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Posted By: Ken61 Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/30/16 01:39 AM
Originally Posted By: GLS
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo
Posted By: GLS Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/30/16 11:29 AM
Originally Posted By: Ken61
Originally Posted By: GLS
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo
Clinic doctor hostage
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/30/16 03:32 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
Posted By: GLS Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/30/16 03:35 PM
Originally Posted By: J.R.B.
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
Posted By: Ken61 Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/30/16 06:24 PM
Originally Posted By: GLS
Originally Posted By: J.R.B.
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/30/16 08:50 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
Posted By: canvasback Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/30/16 08:58 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
Posted By: Ken61 Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/30/16 10:34 PM
Originally Posted By: canvasback
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell..
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 11/30/16 11:18 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
Posted By: gunsaholic Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/01/16 01:33 AM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
Posted By: Ken61 Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/01/16 02:25 AM
Originally Posted By: gunsaholic
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it..
Posted By: canvasback Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/01/16 02:28 AM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
Posted By: Ken61 Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/01/16 02:33 AM
Originally Posted By: canvasback
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/01/16 02:56 AM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
Posted By: canvasback Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/01/16 01:09 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/01/16 01:39 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Posted By: canvasback Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/01/16 01:55 PM
...and after dinner she quickly changed into yoga pants and loaded her pair of Boss shotguns in the 2017 F-Type. She gave me 'the look' as she tossed me the keys and I instantly knew this meant only one thing. A quick blast down the 401 to London (Ontario) for donuts at Tim Hortons...

After we ate...
Jag wouldn't start...
So we took...
Electrics by Lucas...
For granted, but...
it caught fire...
So did she...
and her little...
Blue eyes flashed...
as she loaded...
her matched 16's...
with rock salt...
It got hard...
and very rusty...
After she hosed...
the rust off...
the pipe gleamed...
At that moment...
commies showed up...
We were surrounded...
she let fly...
with a load...
It was buckshot...
that hit them...
in the Trotskys...
John Wayne came...
her knees weakened...
and her heart...
pants elastic too..
"Are you ready?"
She heavily whispered??
"For some football?"
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
seemed much easier...
Posted By: canvasback Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/01/16 02:00 PM
Sorry, needed to read the whole thing again to make sense of my developing story line. Hahahaha!

This thing is making me laugh at least 4 times a day.
Posted By: GLS Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/01/16 02:00 PM

"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
Posted By: VictoryXC Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/01/16 02:19 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
Posted By: GLS Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/01/16 02:31 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Posted By: Ken61 Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/01/16 04:33 PM
Originally Posted By: GLS
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed..
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/01/16 04:47 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
Posted By: gunsaholic Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/01/16 05:08 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
Posted By: canvasback Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/01/16 05:28 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
Posted By: VictoryXC Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/01/16 05:55 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
Posted By: Ken61 Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/01/16 06:05 PM
Originally Posted By: VictoryXC
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call..
Posted By: GLS Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/01/16 06:27 PM
Originally Posted By: Ken61
Originally Posted By: VictoryXC
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Posted By: Ken61 Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/01/16 06:39 PM
Originally Posted By: GLS
Originally Posted By: Ken61
Originally Posted By: VictoryXC
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/01/16 06:44 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
Posted By: Ken61 Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/01/16 07:07 PM
Originally Posted By: J.R.B.
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
Posted By: GLS Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/01/16 07:29 PM
Originally Posted By: Ken61
[quote=J.R.B.]"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
quote]
Posted By: John Roberts Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/01/16 11:52 PM
Originally Posted By: GLS
Originally Posted By: Ken61
[quote=J.R.B.]"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
quote]
Posted By: canvasback Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/01/16 11:59 PM
LOL, John, that's four words!
Posted By: John Roberts Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/02/16 12:58 AM
Originally Posted By: canvasback
LOL, John, that's four words!
Lol, it's five. Thanks fixed it.
JR
Posted By: GLS Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/02/16 11:47 AM
a[quote=John Roberts][quote=GLS][quote=Ken61][quote=J.R.B.]"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
Posted By: canvasback Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/02/16 12:12 PM
]"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
Posted By: VictoryXC Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/02/16 01:01 PM
]"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Posted By: canvasback Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/02/16 01:12 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'
Posted By: gunsaholic Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/02/16 01:31 PM

"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'
But its winter!
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/02/16 01:37 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Posted By: GLS Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/02/16 02:39 PM
[quote=J.R.B.]"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
Posted By: canvasback Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/02/16 02:59 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
Posted By: GLS Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/02/16 03:21 PM
Originally Posted By: canvasback
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/02/16 07:10 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
Posted By: Ken61 Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/02/16 10:37 PM
Originally Posted By: J.R.B.
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag...
Posted By: John Roberts Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/02/16 11:20 PM
Originally Posted By: Ken61
Originally Posted By: J.R.B.
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
Posted By: Ken61 Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/03/16 02:04 AM
Originally Posted By: John Roberts
Originally Posted By: Ken61
Originally Posted By: J.R.B.
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over..
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/03/16 02:56 AM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
Posted By: Ken61 Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/03/16 03:33 AM
Originally Posted By: J.R.B.
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/03/16 03:40 AM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
Posted By: John Roberts Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/03/16 04:19 AM
Originally Posted By: J.R.B.
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
Posted By: canvasback Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/03/16 12:06 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/03/16 12:17 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
Posted By: Ken61 Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/03/16 02:32 PM
Originally Posted By: J.R.B.
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Posted By: John Roberts Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/03/16 03:10 PM
Originally Posted By: Ken61
Originally Posted By: J.R.B.
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/03/16 04:20 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
Posted By: gunsaholic Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/03/16 05:38 PM

"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
Posted By: Ken61 Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/03/16 06:05 PM
Originally Posted By: gunsaholic

"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/03/16 07:25 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Posted By: canvasback Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/03/16 08:12 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
Posted By: GLS Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/03/16 10:02 PM
[quote=canvasback]"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/03/16 11:02 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch...
after taking Ex-Lax...
Posted By: John Roberts Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/04/16 12:07 AM
Originally Posted By: J.R.B.
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch...
after taking Ex-Lax...
Lest you force...
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/04/16 12:20 AM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch...
after taking Ex-Lax...
Lest you force...
a nasty shart...
Posted By: GLS Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/05/16 11:04 AM
[quote=J.R.B.]"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch...
after taking Ex-Lax...
Lest you force...
a nasty shart...
I bid adieu...
Posted By: gunsaholic Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/05/16 05:46 PM

[quote=J.R.B.]"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch...
after taking Ex-Lax...
Lest you force...
a nasty shart...
I bid adieu...
Needing toilet paper...
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/05/16 06:08 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch...
after taking Ex-Lax...
Lest you force...
a nasty shart...
I bid adieu...
Needing toilet paper...
and clean underwear...
Posted By: Ken61 Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/05/16 07:02 PM
Originally Posted By: J.R.B.
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch...
after taking Ex-Lax...
Lest you force...
a nasty shart...
I bid adieu...
Needing toilet paper...
and clean underwear...
and a bidet..
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/05/16 10:11 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch...
after taking Ex-Lax...
Lest you force...
a nasty shart...
I bid adieu...
Needing toilet paper...
and clean underwear...
and a bidet...
that squirts kerosene...
Posted By: canvasback Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/05/16 10:13 PM
[quote=J.R.B.]"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch...
after taking Ex-Lax...
Lest you force...
a nasty shart...
I bid adieu...
Needing toilet paper...
and clean underwear...
and a bidet...
that squirts kerosene...
A moon shot?
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/06/16 12:52 AM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch...
after taking Ex-Lax...
Lest you force...
a nasty shart...
I bid adieu...
Needing toilet paper...
and clean underwear...
and a bidet...
that squirts kerosene...
A moon shot?...
on bleeding hemoroids...
Posted By: Ken61 Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/06/16 02:52 PM
Originally Posted By: J.R.B.
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch...
after taking Ex-Lax...
Lest you force...
a nasty shart...
I bid adieu...
Needing toilet paper...
and clean underwear...
and a bidet...
that squirts kerosene...
A moon shot?...
on bleeding hemoroids...
preventing hunting today..
Posted By: John Roberts Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/06/16 05:51 PM
Originally Posted By: Ken61
Originally Posted By: J.R.B.
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch...
after taking Ex-Lax...
Lest you force...
a nasty shart...
I bid adieu...
Needing toilet paper...
and clean underwear...
and a bidet...
that squirts kerosene...
A moon shot?...
on bleeding hemoroids...
preventing hunting today..
Look! A big...
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/06/16 07:59 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch...
after taking Ex-Lax...
Lest you force...
a nasty shart...
I bid adieu...
Needing toilet paper...
and clean underwear...
and a bidet...
that squirts kerosene...
A moon shot?...
on bleeding hemoroids...
preventing hunting today..
Look! A big...
bull moose named...
Posted By: GLS Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/06/16 08:51 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch...
after taking Ex-Lax...
Lest you force...
a nasty shart...
I bid adieu...
Needing toilet paper...
and clean underwear...
and a bidet...
that squirts kerosene...
A moon shot?...
on bleeding hemoroids...
preventing hunting today..
Look! A big...
bull moose named...
Bullwinkle, no kidding
Posted By: lonesome roads Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/06/16 10:30 PM
Originally Posted By: GLS
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch...
after taking Ex-Lax...
Lest you force...
a nasty shart...
I bid adieu...
Needing toilet paper...
and clean underwear...
and a bidet...
that squirts kerosene...
A moon shot?...
on bleeding hemoroids...
preventing hunting today..
Look! A big...
bull moose named...
Bullwinkle, no kidding

Melania, er, Natasha...
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/06/16 11:43 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch...
after taking Ex-Lax...
Lest you force...
a nasty shart...
I bid adieu...
Needing toilet paper...
and clean underwear...
and a bidet...
that squirts kerosene...
A moon shot?...
on bleeding hemoroids...
preventing hunting today..
Look! A big...
bull moose named...
Bullwinkle, no kidding...
Melania, er, Natasha...
and Boris came...
Posted By: Ken61 Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/06/16 11:57 PM
Originally Posted By: J.R.B.
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch...
after taking Ex-Lax...
Lest you force...
a nasty shart...
I bid adieu...
Needing toilet paper...
and clean underwear...
and a bidet...
that squirts kerosene...
A moon shot?...
on bleeding hemoroids...
preventing hunting today..
Look! A big...
bull moose named...
Bullwinkle, no kidding...
Melania, er, Natasha...
and Boris came...
for Rocky stew..
Posted By: GLS Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/07/16 12:28 AM
Originally Posted By: Ken61
[quote=J.R.B.]"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch...
after taking Ex-Lax...
Lest you force...
a nasty shart...
I bid adieu...
Needing toilet paper...
and clean underwear...
and a bidet...
that squirts kerosene...
A moon shot?...
on bleeding hemoroids...
preventing hunting today..
Look! A big...
bull moose named...
Bullwinkle, no kidding...
Melania, er, Natasha...
and Boris came...
for Rocky stew..
Doright Fair Nell...
/quote]
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/07/16 02:01 AM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch...
after taking Ex-Lax...
Lest you force...
a nasty shart...
I bid adieu...
Needing toilet paper...
and clean underwear...
and a bidet...
that squirts kerosene...
A moon shot?...
on bleeding hemoroids...
preventing hunting today..
Look! A big...
bull moose named...
Bullwinkle, no kidding...
Melania, er, Natasha...
and Boris came...
for Rocky stew..
Doright Fair Nell...
thunderously belched garlic...
Posted By: GLS Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/07/16 01:15 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch...
after taking Ex-Lax...
Lest you force...
a nasty shart...
I bid adieu...
Needing toilet paper...
and clean underwear...
and a bidet...
that squirts kerosene...
A moon shot?...
on bleeding hemoroids...
preventing hunting today..
Look! A big...
bull moose named...
Bullwinkle, no kidding...
Melania, er, Natasha...
and Boris came...
for Rocky stew..
Doright Fair Nell...
thunderously belched garlic...
in Peabody's direction...
Posted By: gunsaholic Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/07/16 01:54 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch...
after taking Ex-Lax...
Lest you force...
a nasty shart...
I bid adieu...
Needing toilet paper...
and clean underwear...
and a bidet...
that squirts kerosene...
A moon shot?...
on bleeding hemoroids...
preventing hunting today..
Look! A big...
bull moose named...
Bullwinkle, no kidding...
Melania, er, Natasha...
and Boris came...
for Rocky stew..
Doright Fair Nell...
thunderously belched garlic...
in Peabody's direction...
pinching his nose...
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/07/16 10:12 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch...
after taking Ex-Lax...
Lest you force...
a nasty shart...
I bid adieu...
Needing toilet paper...
and clean underwear...
and a bidet...
that squirts kerosene...
A moon shot?...
on bleeding hemoroids...
preventing hunting today..
Look! A big...
bull moose named...
Bullwinkle, no kidding...
Melania, er, Natasha...
and Boris came...
for Rocky stew..
Doright Fair Nell...
thunderously belched garlic...
in Peabody's direction...
pinching his nose...
at the foul...
Posted By: GLS Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/07/16 11:17 PM
[quote=J.R.B.]"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch...
after taking Ex-Lax...
Lest you force...
a nasty shart...
I bid adieu...
Needing toilet paper...
and clean underwear...
and a bidet...
that squirts kerosene...
A moon shot?...
on bleeding hemoroids...
preventing hunting today..
Look! A big...
bull moose named...
Bullwinkle, no kidding...
Melania, er, Natasha...
and Boris came...
for Rocky stew..
Doright Fair Nell...
thunderously belched garlic...
in Peabody's direction...
pinching his nose...
at the foul...
ball to right...
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/08/16 04:29 AM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch...
after taking Ex-Lax...
Lest you force...
a nasty shart...
I bid adieu...
Needing toilet paper...
and clean underwear...
and a bidet...
that squirts kerosene...
A moon shot?...
on bleeding hemoroids...
preventing hunting today..
Look! A big...
bull moose named...
Bullwinkle, no kidding...
Melania, er, Natasha...
and Boris came...
for Rocky stew..
Doright Fair Nell...
thunderously belched garlic...
in Peabody's direction...
pinching his nose...
at the foul...
ball to right...
I shook nervously...
Posted By: gunsaholic Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/08/16 06:06 PM

"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch...
after taking Ex-Lax...
Lest you force...
a nasty shart...
I bid adieu...
Needing toilet paper...
and clean underwear...
and a bidet...
that squirts kerosene...
A moon shot?...
on bleeding hemoroids...
preventing hunting today..
Look! A big...
bull moose named...
Bullwinkle, no kidding...
Melania, er, Natasha...
and Boris came...
for Rocky stew..
Doright Fair Nell...
thunderously belched garlic...
in Peabody's direction...
pinching his nose...
at the foul...
ball to right...
I shook nervously...
and became lightheaded...
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/08/16 10:00 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch...
after taking Ex-Lax...
Lest you force...
a nasty shart...
I bid adieu...
Needing toilet paper...
and clean underwear...
and a bidet...
that squirts kerosene...
A moon shot?...
on bleeding hemoroids...
preventing hunting today..
Look! A big...
bull moose named...
Bullwinkle, no kidding...
Melania, er, Natasha...
and Boris came...
for Rocky stew..
Doright Fair Nell...
thunderously belched garlic...
in Peabody's direction...
pinching his nose...
at the foul...
ball to right...
I shook nervously...
and became lightheaded...
when Peabody began...
Posted By: Ken61 Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/09/16 01:05 AM
Originally Posted By: J.R.B.
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch...
after taking Ex-Lax...
Lest you force...
a nasty shart...
I bid adieu...
Needing toilet paper...
and clean underwear...
and a bidet...
that squirts kerosene...
A moon shot?...
on bleeding hemoroids...
preventing hunting today..
Look! A big...
bull moose named...
Bullwinkle, no kidding...
Melania, er, Natasha...
and Boris came...
for Rocky stew..
Doright Fair Nell...
thunderously belched garlic...
in Peabody's direction...
pinching his nose...
at the foul...
ball to right...
I shook nervously...
and became lightheaded...
when Peabody began...
his cuisine critique...
Posted By: lonesome roads Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/09/16 01:27 AM
Originally Posted By: Ken61
Originally Posted By: J.R.B.
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch...
after taking Ex-Lax...
Lest you force...
a nasty shart...
I bid adieu...
Needing toilet paper...
and clean underwear...
and a bidet...
that squirts kerosene...
A moon shot?...
on bleeding hemoroids...
preventing hunting today..
Look! A big...
bull moose named...
Bullwinkle, no kidding...
Melania, er, Natasha...
and Boris came...
for Rocky stew..
Doright Fair Nell...
thunderously belched garlic...
in Peabody's direction...
pinching his nose...
at the foul...
ball to right...
I shook nervously...
and became lightheaded...
when Peabody began...
his cuisine critique...

Of Ortolan. Natasha...


_____________________________
Step off!!
https://youtu.be/FIRT7lf8byw
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/09/16 03:19 AM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch...
after taking Ex-Lax...
Lest you force...
a nasty shart...
I bid adieu...
Needing toilet paper...
and clean underwear...
and a bidet...
that squirts kerosene...
A moon shot?...
on bleeding hemoroids...
preventing hunting today..
Look! A big...
bull moose named...
Bullwinkle, no kidding...
Melania, er, Natasha...
and Boris came...
for Rocky stew..
Doright Fair Nell...
thunderously belched garlic...
in Peabody's direction...
pinching his nose...
at the foul...
ball to right...
I shook nervously...
and became lightheaded...
when Peabody began...
his cuisine critique...
Of Ortolan. Natasha...
said, "Rocky tastes...


_____________________________
Step off!!
https://youtu.be/FIRT7lf8byw [/quote]
Posted By: gunsaholic Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/09/16 01:37 PM

"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch...
after taking Ex-Lax...
Lest you force...
a nasty shart...
I bid adieu...
Needing toilet paper...
and clean underwear...
and a bidet...
that squirts kerosene...
A moon shot?...
on bleeding hemoroids...
preventing hunting today..
Look! A big...
bull moose named...
Bullwinkle, no kidding...
Melania, er, Natasha...
and Boris came...
for Rocky stew..
Doright Fair Nell...
thunderously belched garlic...
in Peabody's direction...
pinching his nose...
at the foul...
ball to right...
I shook nervously...
and became lightheaded...
when Peabody began...
his cuisine critique...
Of Ortolan. Natasha...
said, "Rocky tastes...
just like chicken...
Posted By: GLS Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/09/16 01:43 PM

"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch...
after taking Ex-Lax...
Lest you force...
a nasty shart...
I bid adieu...
Needing toilet paper...
and clean underwear...
and a bidet...
that squirts kerosene...
A moon shot?...
on bleeding hemoroids...
preventing hunting today..
Look! A big...
bull moose named...
Bullwinkle, no kidding...
Melania, er, Natasha...
and Boris came...
for Rocky stew..
Doright Fair Nell...
thunderously belched garlic...
in Peabody's direction...
pinching his nose...
at the foul...
ball to right...
I shook nervously...
and became lightheaded...
when Peabody began...
his cuisine critique...
Of Ortolan. Natasha...
said, "Rocky tastes...
just like chicken...
what about Sherman?
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/09/16 02:44 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch...
after taking Ex-Lax...
Lest you force...
a nasty shart...
I bid adieu...
Needing toilet paper...
and clean underwear...
and a bidet...
that squirts kerosene...
A moon shot?...
on bleeding hemoroids...
preventing hunting today..
Look! A big...
bull moose named...
Bullwinkle, no kidding...
Melania, er, Natasha...
and Boris came...
for Rocky stew..
Doright Fair Nell...
thunderously belched garlic...
in Peabody's direction...
pinching his nose...
at the foul...
ball to right...
I shook nervously...
and became lightheaded...
when Peabody began...
his cuisine critique...
Of Ortolan. Natasha...
said, "Rocky tastes...
just like chicken...
"what about Sherman",...
asked Jeffery Dahmer?
Posted By: GLS Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/09/16 03:31 PM
Originally Posted By: J.R.B.
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch...
after taking Ex-Lax...
Lest you force...
a nasty shart...
I bid adieu...
Needing toilet paper...
and clean underwear...
and a bidet...
that squirts kerosene...
A moon shot?...
on bleeding hemoroids...
preventing hunting today..
Look! A big...
bull moose named...
Bullwinkle, no kidding...
Melania, er, Natasha...
and Boris came...
for Rocky stew..
Doright Fair Nell...
thunderously belched garlic...
in Peabody's direction...
pinching his nose...
at the foul...
ball to right...
I shook nervously...
and became lightheaded...
when Peabody began...
his cuisine critique...
Of Ortolan. Natasha...
said, "Rocky tastes...
just like chicken...
"what about Sherman?",...
asked Jeffery Dahmer
Just getting ahead...
Posted By: J.R.B. Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story - 12/09/16 03:45 PM
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
In a mu-mu...
All the leaves...
Are California dreamin'...
But its winter!...
and the snowbirds...
Flock down I-95...
backing up traffic...
O Canada! MOVE! wink...
the Queen approacheth...
all in Drag..
Come forth! She...
sashàyed right over...
and knighted the...
nearest stray cat...
cursing all dogs...
I cannot lie...
I said while...
viewing the strange...
and disturbing scene..
Quickly, get the...
undertaker and priest...
for an exorcist...
exercise and extravaganza...
with Jack LaLane...
Always...wait, never...
bend and stretch...
after taking Ex-Lax...
Lest you force...
a nasty shart...
I bid adieu...
Needing toilet paper...
and clean underwear...
and a bidet...
that squirts kerosene...
A moon shot?...
on bleeding hemoroids...
preventing hunting today..
Look! A big...
bull moose named...
Bullwinkle, no kidding...
Melania, er, Natasha...
and Boris came...
for Rocky stew..
Doright Fair Nell...
thunderously belched garlic...
in Peabody's direction...
pinching his nose...
at the foul...
ball to right...
I shook nervously...
and became lightheaded...
when Peabody began...
his cuisine critique...
Of Ortolan. Natasha...
said, "Rocky tastes...
just like chicken...
"what about Sherman?",...
asked Jeffery Dahmer
Just getting ahead...
with a plateful...
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