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Posted By: Travis S Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/07/19 03:05 AM
Ted and Joe can you please keep your internet feud to this thread so the others that want to get some good information without having to wade through all the shit flinging can actually do so?

For example the sleeving/mono-blocking or what ever you want to call it thread could have actually been one of the most informative threads on the subject. However, the last three pages are mostly the Joe and Ted shit slinging show with no helpful info and no end in sight of the show.

C'mon you may be grown assed men but you are acting like 5 year old trailer trash girls. Maybe I am the only one who feels this way but can you please spare the other threads of your feelings for each other and either stop the slinging or at least limit your slinging to this post? I got to believe that you two actually have more important things to do.

Other than that I have no issues with either of you. Not that you care but I am just saying.
Posted By: HomelessjOe Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/07/19 04:46 AM
Ted likes acting like a 5 year old spell checking little hOe...

Mr.Sheit'fer'brains has been stalking me for years I don't see him stopping anytime soon.

I'm so deep in Teds head...short of him dying there is no way he can get me out.

I've even tried to do an exorcisum on him but I can't even help him.

I agree Travis it's sad...

Ironically it goes back years and years ago to a picture of my perfectly sleeved Purdey 10 gauge hammer gun.

Ted saw a picture of the 12 ga. guage mates in it and thought he was looking at the sleaving.. .such a dingbat.

A seamless job 4 ton Nitro proofed choked full and full a beautiful gun...
Posted By: HomelessjOe Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/07/19 05:06 AM
Travis check out the vise thread I showed a vise that is probably the most useful vise a gun man could to ever hope to own...Ted erupted.

Check out top of page 2 in the Vise thread.

Usually I can predict when Ted will erupt...

The Snap On channel locks I keep laying behind it must have set him off.

Maybe when he was a kid someone tortured him with channel lock pliers and a Phillips head screw driver...

The devil knows but he ain't telling.
Posted By: HomelessjOe Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/07/19 05:25 AM
Travis...

There was another feller on here from Ameriller...

I honestly liked the guy....unlike Ted he had nice pictures along with nice stories and some nice looking quail dogs and really nice guns.

I tugged on his chain a few times...you know just to test the strength and it snapped.

He got ticked off at me about who knows what and he dove off the deep end and skint' his head.

It went so far that Dave shUT down the Miss Fires section.

All I really recall about it was I begged him to stop and he just kept saying "I'm not stopping....IM NOt StOpping".

Rumor is he still hates me...literally over nothing.

People that know me know I've never been mad for even a second at anyone on this forum...

My union man told me once that I was the only guy he ever met that could take a person to the edge of a cliff...then take their hand and pull them back.

I don't have a problem with Ted he has one with me....either that or he likes the clift edge.

Ted is it cliff or clift ?
Posted By: Ted Schefelbein Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/07/19 12:16 PM
jOe, it isn’t what you know that is a problem, it is what you think you know that you really don’t know that is the problem.
Care to describe how case colors end up on a gun? Or, did Steve set you straight, finally?


Best,
Ted
Posted By: HomelessjOe Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/07/19 12:54 PM
Come on Ted....get over yer yourself.

You have a big vise...a Mossburg pump gun and a Derne shootgun it'll be otay.

Ps...I see you calling for help. You going to call on Stan next.

Steve can't help you he's busy doing Gunsmith work and hunting.

Posted By: Geo. Newbern Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/07/19 01:26 PM
Nice try Travis, but the usual epic fail. Only Dave can stop this foolishness, and he won't...Geo
Posted By: Run With The Fox Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/07/19 01:27 PM
Cliff- or Clift. He might be the character Cliff Clavin, the bachelor mailman character in the older TV series "Cheers"-- set in a Boston area bar-- or he might be a doppenganger for the late actor "Montgomery Clift"-- From Here to Eternity, boxer/bugler Pruitt- Either way works--the choice is yours.

I enjoy reading 2 grown men engaging in a pissin' contest, makes me recall to mind some words of wisdom from my late grandfather, to wit: "Watch everyone carefully, Son- you can even learn something from the village idiot!"--

RWTF
Posted By: HomelessjOe Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/07/19 01:29 PM
Originally Posted By: Geo. Newbern
Nice try Travis, but the usual epic fail. Only Dave can stop this foolishness, and he won't...Geo


The old democrat coming out in you George ?

"Silence the perceived enemy"

Still haven't gotten over those tOmatter stakes....haaa

Posted By: HomelessjOe Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/07/19 01:31 PM

fOxey I've been watching you....

Originally Posted By: Run With The Fox
"Watch everyone carefully, Son- you can even learn something from the village idiot!"--

RWTF


Can't say i've lernt anything as of yet.
Posted By: HomelessjOe Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/07/19 02:00 PM
Originally Posted By: Geo. Newbern
Nice try Travis, but the usual epic fail. Only Dave can stop this foolishness, and he won't...Geo


Dave should pin this thread....

Thin win da Chilrenz getz two fite'n daz gotz a urena bOwl to go playz n....

I get it George.....yer just jealous the title doesn't read "the jOe and George show"....don't worry you can get top billing anytime.


Haaa




Posted By: Geo. Newbern Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/07/19 07:52 PM
hoJo, you hurt my feelings real bad calling my Boss shotgun a tomato stake. I'll probably always hold it against you...Geo
Posted By: HomelessjOe Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/07/19 09:37 PM
Sorry George I just call'um like I see'um...
Posted By: Ted Schefelbein Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/08/19 04:07 AM
HAHAHA!!

Beautiful, except where it had the word “Sleeved” beaten into the trousers, (not a monobloc, let’s keep this somewhat informational) and you confessed you loosened it up using gauge mates, AND stuck a “friend” with it.

HAHAHA!

Best,
Ted

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The truth be your demon, playa.
Posted By: HomelessjOe Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/08/19 05:37 AM
I ain't stuck nobody Teddy...my buddy Ken Owens fixed it right up.
Posted By: Ted Schefelbein Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/09/19 12:29 AM
Originally Posted By: HomelessjOe
I ain't stuck nobody Teddy...my buddy Ken Owens fixed it right up.


I doubt you knew it was sleeved until you started hanging around here. I bet it took a year or so before you knew what sleeving was.

You couldn’t get rid of it fast enough, that was for sure. You are welcome.

Best,
Ted

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Don’t take any wooden nickels. Or, sleevers.
Posted By: HomelessjOe Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/09/19 06:09 AM
Ted are you really that stupid ?
Posted By: gunman Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/09/19 08:52 AM
Have you two ever thought about going into politics ?
Posted By: HomelessjOe Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/09/19 01:05 PM
Ted would make a great democrat...

He's full of crap....loves foreign countries....and if his gums are flopping he's most likely lying.
Posted By: Ted Schefelbein Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/09/19 02:22 PM
Originally Posted By: HomelessjOe
Ted are you really that stupid ?



Sleevers are for guys who shop at Lowe’s for their tools.

Best,
Ted

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Did you buy the Wilton China vise you found there?
Posted By: HomelessjOe Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/10/19 08:30 PM
Easy to say coming from a feller that's never owned a gun worth sleeving.
Posted By: Ted Schefelbein Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/11/19 12:33 AM
Originally Posted By: HomelessjOe
Easy to say coming from a feller that's never owned a gun worth sleeving.


Good that you figured out NO sleeved gun is worth keeping.

After you bought ‘em.


Best,
Ted
Posted By: HomelessjOe Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/11/19 04:35 AM
A sleeved vintage gun is more useful that a clapped out original..
Posted By: Ted Schefelbein Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/11/19 12:18 PM
Do yourself a huge favor, in the future, and don’t buy either.


Best,
Ted
Posted By: Geo. Newbern Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/11/19 02:46 PM
I kind of wish I'd have gone ahead and had the Boss gun I once owned sleeved just to show jOe it could be done. However I just did not think it was right to change the air conditioning system those barrels had:



I'd loved to have shot a limit of doves with that gun. 1860 converted pinfire...Geo
Posted By: HomelessjOe Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/11/19 03:50 PM
It's great to reminisce....
Posted By: HomelessjOe Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/15/19 02:50 PM
jOe'shewfus say....

Ted he like stir chit all time....onwe won pwobwem.


After Ted stir chit he like to woll in chit.

Man has wittle to no whit about him.

Posted By: Ted Schefelbein Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/15/19 05:41 PM
Did you bust your other parrot vise yet, clown boy?

Sad to say, it will never be a Wilton. But, you will always be clown boy, after fessing up to breaking a parrot vise.


Best,
Ted

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Parrot vise, or Monkey Wards vise?
Depends.

Posted By: HomelessjOe Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/15/19 10:25 PM
I've never owned a Parrot vise you Mina bird...
Posted By: Ted Schefelbein Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/16/19 12:06 AM
The Wilburt, the Yost, the Parrot, all extruded out of the same Chinese anus, for clown boys.

Still think the Chinese Wilton would be a huge step up for you.


Best,
Ted

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At Lowe’s.
Posted By: HomelessjOe Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/16/19 01:59 AM
Thinking is something you also flunked at cOOn rapids...
Posted By: Ted Schefelbein Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/16/19 03:49 AM
Phillips head bolts, clown boy.


Best,
Ted

________________________
Get those at Lowe’s?
Posted By: HomelessjOe Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/16/19 01:16 PM


That yer best cOme back O'whit'less one ?




Pitiful pitiful.....cOOn rApids wouldn't' be very proud of their stAr rOcket scientist.

Just speculating Tedward...
Posted By: Ted Schefelbein Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/16/19 02:58 PM
How proud are you of the vise you broke? Is that why you did such a crummy job bolting the replacement down, hoping you wouldn’t do it again?

Philips head bolts. Genius has limits, but, as you clearly illustrate, stupidity does not.

Phillips head bolts. Used to mount a vise. And, showing the world you did it, and then, showing the new base where the manufacturer had to redesign it, in a picture just as crummy as anything else on the web. Better start hitting those garage sales, those original vise bases are likely to be collectors items with guys like you doing such a crummy job mounting them and then breaking them.

You are a laugh parade, to anybody who knows anything.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

The one lesson you really need to learn is, your dinky parrot vise is never going to be a Wilton.

Best,
Ted

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Does Lowe’s sell parrot vises?
Posted By: HomelessjOe Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/16/19 06:22 PM
It's not a Parrot vise cOOn rapids vallla'dick Torreon...
Posted By: Ted Schefelbein Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/16/19 07:23 PM
Originally Posted By: HomelessjOe
It's not a Parrot vise cOOn rapids vallla'dick Torreon...


Same shit, different shovel. What you really meant to say, was “It’s not a Wilton”. You could add, “It is mounted like the piece of crap it is, too”, but, everyone already knows that.

That, is all that really matters.


Best,
Ted
Posted By: HomelessjOe Re: Th eJoe and Ted show - 11/16/19 08:16 PM
Tedward are yOu retarded or something ?

I use that vise almost daily...there is no movement when I clamp something in it.

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