Keith, no matter what anyone says, you are still a total [censored].
Better to be a (censored) than a pathetic loser who is reduced to pretending he has some hot Muslim Iranian chick coming on to him. In your little internet fantasy, does Abdul, or Mohammed, or Zharif wear a Burka?
Yes, I'm sure everyone here has been there with some hot babe who is ready to rock and roll, and then they told her to just sit tight for a few minutes while they go and make a quick bragging post on the Doublegunshop forum. On second thought, no, that wouldn't happen for real in a million years. Of course, it's probably been some time since you had any wind in your sails anyway, so that's all you've got left.