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Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story John Roberts #464258 12/03/16 12:20 PM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,850 West Dakota J.R.B. Sidelock
J.R.B. Sidelock Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,850 West Dakota	"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick? "Rooster!" I shouted. "Damn" Unloaded chamber. Dog was pissed... and snarled viciously... then bit me... I deserved it... My phone dropped my ambulance call. and chukars chuckled.... Visions of dinner... quickly faded away... replaced by reality.. My "Boss"--Mossberg??? No, the butt... Like Mama Cass... In a mu-mu... All the leaves... Are California dreamin'... But its winter!... and the snowbirds... Flock down I-95... backing up traffic... O Canada! MOVE! ... the Queen approacheth... all in Drag.. Come forth! She... sash�yed right over... and knighted the... nearest stray cat... cursing all dogs... I cannot lie... I said while... viewing the strange... and disturbing scene.. Quickly, get the... undertaker and priest... Practice safe eating. Always use a condiment.

Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story canvasback #464266 12/03/16 01:38 PM
Joined: May 2011 Posts: 1,071 Canada gunsaholic Sidelock
gunsaholic Sidelock Joined: May 2011 Posts: 1,071 Canada	"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick? "Rooster!" I shouted. "Damn" Unloaded chamber. Dog was pissed... and snarled viciously... then bit me... I deserved it... My phone dropped my ambulance call. and chukars chuckled.... Visions of dinner... quickly faded away... replaced by reality.. My "Boss"--Mossberg??? No, the butt... Like Mama Cass... In a mu-mu... All the leaves... Are California dreamin'... But its winter!... and the snowbirds... Flock down I-95... backing up traffic... O Canada! MOVE! wink... the Queen approacheth... all in Drag.. Come forth! She... sash�yed right over... and knighted the... nearest stray cat... cursing all dogs... I cannot lie... I said while... viewing the strange... and disturbing scene.. Quickly, get the... undertaker and priest... for an exorcist...

Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story gunsaholic #464270 12/03/16 02:05 PM
Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 2,862 Iowa Ken61 Sidelock
Ken61 Sidelock Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 2,862 Iowa	Originally Posted By: gunsaholic "Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick? "Rooster!" I shouted. "Damn" Unloaded chamber. Dog was pissed... and snarled viciously... then bit me... I deserved it... My phone dropped my ambulance call. and chukars chuckled.... Visions of dinner... quickly faded away... replaced by reality.. My "Boss"--Mossberg??? No, the butt... Like Mama Cass... In a mu-mu... All the leaves... Are California dreamin'... But its winter!... and the snowbirds... Flock down I-95... backing up traffic... O Canada! MOVE! wink... the Queen approacheth... all in Drag.. Come forth! She... sash�yed right over... and knighted the... nearest stray cat... cursing all dogs... I cannot lie... I said while... viewing the strange... and disturbing scene.. Quickly, get the... undertaker and priest... for an exorcist... exercise and extravaganza... I prefer wood to plastic, leather to nylon, waxed cotton to Gore-Tex, and split bamboo to graphite.

Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story Ken61 #464275 12/03/16 03:25 PM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,850 West Dakota J.R.B. Sidelock
J.R.B. Sidelock Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,850 West Dakota	"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick? "Rooster!" I shouted. "Damn" Unloaded chamber. Dog was pissed... and snarled viciously... then bit me... I deserved it... My phone dropped my ambulance call. and chukars chuckled.... Visions of dinner... quickly faded away... replaced by reality.. My "Boss"--Mossberg??? No, the butt... Like Mama Cass... In a mu-mu... All the leaves... Are California dreamin'... But its winter!... and the snowbirds... Flock down I-95... backing up traffic... O Canada! MOVE! wink... the Queen approacheth... all in Drag.. Come forth! She... sash�yed right over... and knighted the... nearest stray cat... cursing all dogs... I cannot lie... I said while... viewing the strange... and disturbing scene.. Quickly, get the... undertaker and priest... for an exorcist... exercise and extravaganza... with Jack LaLane... Practice safe eating. Always use a condiment.

Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story J.R.B. #464279 12/03/16 04:12 PM
Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 6,482 Likes: 390 Ontario, Canada canvasback OP Sidelock
OP canvasback Sidelock Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 6,482 Likes: 390 Ontario, Canada	"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick? "Rooster!" I shouted. "Damn" Unloaded chamber. Dog was pissed... and snarled viciously... then bit me... I deserved it... My phone dropped my ambulance call. and chukars chuckled.... Visions of dinner... quickly faded away... replaced by reality.. My "Boss"--Mossberg??? No, the butt... Like Mama Cass... In a mu-mu... All the leaves... Are California dreamin'... But its winter!... and the snowbirds... Flock down I-95... backing up traffic... O Canada! MOVE! wink... the Queen approacheth... all in Drag.. Come forth! She... sash�yed right over... and knighted the... nearest stray cat... cursing all dogs... I cannot lie... I said while... viewing the strange... and disturbing scene.. Quickly, get the... undertaker and priest... for an exorcist... exercise and extravaganza... with Jack LaLane... Always...wait, never... The world cries out for such: he is needed & needed badly- the man who can carry a message to Garcia

Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story canvasback #464287 12/03/16 06:02 PM
Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 4,080 Likes: 466 Lowcountry, GA GLS Sidelock
GLS Sidelock Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 4,080 Likes: 466 Lowcountry, GA	[quote=canvasback]"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick? "Rooster!" I shouted. "Damn" Unloaded chamber. Dog was pissed... and snarled viciously... then bit me... I deserved it... My phone dropped my ambulance call. and chukars chuckled.... Visions of dinner... quickly faded away... replaced by reality.. My "Boss"--Mossberg??? No, the butt... Like Mama Cass... In a mu-mu... All the leaves... Are California dreamin'... But its winter!... and the snowbirds... Flock down I-95... backing up traffic... O Canada! MOVE! wink... the Queen approacheth... all in Drag.. Come forth! She... sash�yed right over... and knighted the... nearest stray cat... cursing all dogs... I cannot lie... I said while... viewing the strange... and disturbing scene.. Quickly, get the... undertaker and priest... for an exorcist... exercise and extravaganza... with Jack LaLane... Always...wait, never... bend and stretch

Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story GLS #464293 12/03/16 07:02 PM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,850 West Dakota J.R.B. Sidelock
J.R.B. Sidelock Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,850 West Dakota	"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick? "Rooster!" I shouted. "Damn" Unloaded chamber. Dog was pissed... and snarled viciously... then bit me... I deserved it... My phone dropped my ambulance call. and chukars chuckled.... Visions of dinner... quickly faded away... replaced by reality.. My "Boss"--Mossberg??? No, the butt... Like Mama Cass... In a mu-mu... All the leaves... Are California dreamin'... But its winter!... and the snowbirds... Flock down I-95... backing up traffic... O Canada! MOVE! wink... the Queen approacheth... all in Drag.. Come forth! She... sash�yed right over... and knighted the... nearest stray cat... cursing all dogs... I cannot lie... I said while... viewing the strange... and disturbing scene.. Quickly, get the... undertaker and priest... for an exorcist... exercise and extravaganza... with Jack LaLane... Always...wait, never... bend and stretch... after taking Ex-Lax... Practice safe eating. Always use a condiment.

Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story J.R.B. #464294 12/03/16 08:07 PM
Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,087 Likes: 334 Southern Miss John Roberts Sidelock
John Roberts Sidelock Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,087 Likes: 334 Southern Miss	Originally Posted By: J.R.B. "Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick? "Rooster!" I shouted. "Damn" Unloaded chamber. Dog was pissed... and snarled viciously... then bit me... I deserved it... My phone dropped my ambulance call. and chukars chuckled.... Visions of dinner... quickly faded away... replaced by reality.. My "Boss"--Mossberg??? No, the butt... Like Mama Cass... In a mu-mu... All the leaves... Are California dreamin'... But its winter!... and the snowbirds... Flock down I-95... backing up traffic... O Canada! MOVE! wink... the Queen approacheth... all in Drag.. Come forth! She... sash�yed right over... and knighted the... nearest stray cat... cursing all dogs... I cannot lie... I said while... viewing the strange... and disturbing scene.. Quickly, get the... undertaker and priest... for an exorcist... exercise and extravaganza... with Jack LaLane... Always...wait, never... bend and stretch... after taking Ex-Lax... Lest you force... Be strong, be of good courage. God bless America, long live the Republic.

Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story John Roberts #464296 12/03/16 08:20 PM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,850 West Dakota J.R.B. Sidelock
J.R.B. Sidelock Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,850 West Dakota	"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick? "Rooster!" I shouted. "Damn" Unloaded chamber. Dog was pissed... and snarled viciously... then bit me... I deserved it... My phone dropped my ambulance call. and chukars chuckled.... Visions of dinner... quickly faded away... replaced by reality.. My "Boss"--Mossberg??? No, the butt... Like Mama Cass... In a mu-mu... All the leaves... Are California dreamin'... But its winter!... and the snowbirds... Flock down I-95... backing up traffic... O Canada! MOVE! wink... the Queen approacheth... all in Drag.. Come forth! She... sash�yed right over... and knighted the... nearest stray cat... cursing all dogs... I cannot lie... I said while... viewing the strange... and disturbing scene.. Quickly, get the... undertaker and priest... for an exorcist... exercise and extravaganza... with Jack LaLane... Always...wait, never... bend and stretch... after taking Ex-Lax... Lest you force... a nasty shart... Practice safe eating. Always use a condiment.

Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story J.R.B. #464425 12/05/16 07:04 AM
Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 4,080 Likes: 466 Lowcountry, GA GLS Sidelock
GLS Sidelock Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 4,080 Likes: 466 Lowcountry, GA	[quote=J.R.B.]"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick? "Rooster!" I shouted. "Damn" Unloaded chamber. Dog was pissed... and snarled viciously... then bit me... I deserved it... My phone dropped my ambulance call. and chukars chuckled.... Visions of dinner... quickly faded away... replaced by reality.. My "Boss"--Mossberg??? No, the butt... Like Mama Cass... In a mu-mu... All the leaves... Are California dreamin'... But its winter!... and the snowbirds... Flock down I-95... backing up traffic... O Canada! MOVE! wink... the Queen approacheth... all in Drag.. Come forth! She... sash�yed right over... and knighted the... nearest stray cat... cursing all dogs... I cannot lie... I said while... viewing the strange... and disturbing scene.. Quickly, get the... undertaker and priest... for an exorcist... exercise and extravaganza... with Jack LaLane... Always...wait, never... bend and stretch... after taking Ex-Lax... Lest you force... a nasty shart... I bid adieu...

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