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Sorry, guys, but this is the best hunting joke ever told.
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A game warden pulled into a successful deer camp, and began inspecting the 5 massive bucks and one Very large bear. The warden noticed all the deer were shot between the eyes. When the warden questioned the hunters. The hunters stated we pride ourself in head shots, not to ruin the meat. When the warden noticed that the bear had both front paws shot and a h hole between the eyes he asked-- what happen here, the camp cook said " heck, when we hit him with that dang light, he threw up his paws to cover them eyes!
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Finally Opening Day is here! Guy gets up at 5:15, gets ready, and loads the truck. He's running a little late as he cranks the truck, opens the garage door and pulls out into a pouring rain. He sits at the end of the driveway for a minute as the rain gets harder. His neighbor down the street is sitting at the end of his driveway too. As he pulls out he sees the neighbor backing up. He has waited for this day but knows it is no use so he heads back home and into the garage.
He undresses and climbs back into bed. Since he is already awake he starts feeling a little amorous. He starts caressing his wife's back, scoots over and rubs her shoulder as she coos approvingly. He leans in and kisses her on the neck and says "It's raining cats and dogs out there". She says "I know! Can you believe my husband went hunting in that crap! I agree with Murphy. Best I've ever heard. SRH
May God bless America and those who defend her.
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I think I knew that fellow and also his wife.
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After spooking a big buck out of its bed two years in a row. I brought the wife to block his exit. I told her that if she shot the deer to get over to it and don't let another hunter tag it.two minutes after we got in place I heard her shoot. When I reached her she had some guybacked against a tree saying don't touch that deer its my deer. He answered ok lady its your deer just let me get my saddle off it.
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Sidelock
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Hard to follow those draft horses....
Ed Good should have tried liberal field dressing and king might have survived.
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Tamid, your last year's, GMCS's and "raining cats" are to me, the funniest. Gil
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An NYC rich guy is invited to hunt at a a traditional quail plantation in Georgia over a wonderful pointer. At the first piece of cover, the guide's pointer runs in and back to the guide and taps his paw five times on ground where upon the guide proclaims that his dog has found a small covey of five quail.
Sure enough five birds flush, three are shot and retreived in very classy style. This repeats throughout the morning's hunt.
The New Yorker offers the guide 50 thousand dollars to sell him the dog which is quickly accepted.
Back in New York, on his first preserve hunt accompanied by several of his NYC rich friends and his "new" pointer, the dog comes out of the first food plot shaking his head with a stick in his mouth and proceeds to hump his new owners leg.
The embarrassed NYC financier immediately calls the Georgia guide on his cell phone and begins to berate him for selling a developmentally disabled pointer.
After detailing the events of the first piece of cover, the guide exclaims " you dumb yankee.....the dog just told you that there are more quail in there than you shake a friggin stick at" !
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Sometimes ya have to over look them yAnkees...
Years ago a fellow went to check out this famous squirrel dog that was for sale...
When he arrived to look at the dog the owner said I'll be right back with him....A short time later he came around the side of the house rolling a wheel barrow with the dog inside of it. He questioned the owner as to why the dog was in the wheel barrow ?
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Sometimes ya have to over look them yAnkees...
Years ago a fellow went to check out this famous squirrel dog that was for sale...
When he arrived to look at the dog the owner said I'll be right back with him....A short time later he came around the side of the house rolling a wheel barrow with the dog inside of it. He questioned the owner as to why the dog was in the wheel barrow ? That is some funny stuff. Is your narcolepsy acting up by chance? Best, Ted
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