Jimmy W you are a heathen old chap! Shooting trap! My goodness you'll have me shooting skeet next, dreadful sport.
No I'll stick to my grouse moor with my trio of Woodwards ( far more chic than those common Purdeys old chap, Wot) I may venture down to Badmington, Rye House or Hurlingham for a spot of pigeon shooting, 'bout time someone smacked that Bogardus chappies bottom, damned foreigners, they will be taking the Empire back before we know it. Orf now for a chukka of Polo, Wot.