So, the bad luck you had in charm school, and, keyboarding skills was complimented by a big, fat F grade in constitutional studies, eh jOe?
It's all water under the bridge now, but, if you are hiking in as far as you say you are (turkeys can be found along just about any roadside in Anoka county these days, so I don't understand why you have to go in so deep, unless the turkeys studied harder then you did in school) lay off the HoHos, Lays, and Mountain Dew, buddy.
An apple a day, just might keep the EMTs away, you know. If you have any adult teeth left, it'll be better in the long run for them, as well.
Like I said, the bruising about the head and groin will be a no charge gift to go with the coronary first response care. Be gone in a 'coupla weeks. The bypass surgery will slow you down for a few months, however.
The thought of CPR on someone described above is disgusting, but, saving a life is always worth it, right?
Right? Anyone?
Best,
Ted
