You editors will produce this thread as a hardbound terra-cotta tile bronze trimmed and locked parchment volume, won't you? Or at least 100% heavy cotton and illuminated with maybe a leather binding and cover? Maybe even a bronze-edged original English walnut veneer appropriately stained with the subject material.

There are some Catholic orders of monks who actually support themselves with high end work some of which is of a scientific or medical nature. I am sure some of them can handle this task in the name of the Almighty and Doubledom.