ATTENTION: Tim Frazier

It looks like the beautiful pah'tridge of Ye Olde New England are now to be found in Northeast Ohio. Please set up a cot or pad or the like in your cellar for next year's bird season.

It sounds like a ruse, but I am truly the best, quietest, unassuming houseguest you can imagine. If you've got a hatchway access to your cellar so much the better. I'll use it for entry and exit and you won't even have to see me.

Gabe(my 8 yr old Brit) is just as "below the radar" as I am and you won't hear so much as a peep out of him, although when he sleeps he sometimes has fitful dreams and strange sounds come out of him, some sounding musical, some sounding conversational, some sound like yearning, and some sound like Satan....but he's cut way down on the last one.

Many Thanks - The (60 yr old) Kid