Im not likely to get a Trump yard sign but, he sure pisses off all the right people. Come to find out, divisive is code for forcing ones opponents and rivals to take sides on issues. Cool. The Donald demonstrated the serious GOP candidates are pretty much interchangeable. But we knew that.

Of course he wont win (it would never be allowed, same for Cruz and Paul) but, I hope he stays healthy and doesn't have an "unexpected heart attack or car crash before the debates start. I'd love to see him [censored] slap both the moderators and his opponents.

At this stage in Americas decline, the only thing about a politician we should care about is their entertainment value. If were going to circle the drain, good entertainment is the least we should ask in return. Trump wins there.

Plus, Michelle Obama is indistinguishable from a drag queen. This would be the perfect counter to the Obama hangover.