Whatever.

If you can crawl 300 yds. through a hay field and get within shotgun range (40 yds. or less) of a turkey and shoot him, that's actually a legit turkey.

Or, if you can position yourself where a gobbler you've spotted on a power or pipe line will walk within shotgun range, without making a single call, that's a legit turkey.

But sitting on a green patch with a f*cking decoy, then murdering the poor bastard when he runs up to it, that is NOT a legit turkey.

Just remember, you are not entitled to a single one.
JR


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God bless America, long live the Republic.