Used to be wild quail around here, but between fire ants killing the birds who roost on the ground and coyotes, they don't exist any more.

I've never shot planted birds before. Is that fun?

I could go to South America and shoot doves if I want to kill a couple of hundred birds a day with two guns, but that doesn't move me, either. And I do have vises...bamboo fly rods and single malt Scotch.