Hank might eat cornbread but don't believe that other crap...

I was duck hunting in Arkansas and it was colder than a witches titty. Boat broke thick ice getting in there. As the hunt was winding down this older gentleman across the flooded timber said "come over hea boy and get you some of this transmission fluid"....

It looked like transmission fluid in the jar to me.

Blackberry brandy it sure warmed you up.