I'll take that action. Too easy to assume (makes an ass out of you and me, does it not?) That Stan is a shortened version of Stanley--If you were "ass-toot" enough to read Stan's well phrased response, the proper usage of the "whom" rather than the more commonly used "who" in that phraseology, you could deduce that Stan was most likely at the top of his class.

You need to pay more attention to the little details of life, Joseph, or may I take the liberty of saying- Joe?? RWTF
Now cry Havoc-and let slip the Dogs of War