Originally Posted by Stanton Hillis
I pity you.

Pray for me, Stan. I’m gonna need all the help I can get.


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Saint Peter: Ya, it’s that Lonny fella.

God: Been waiting for that arsehole.

Saint Peter: Been looking at his record. Not good. Stan Hillis been prayin’ hard for ‘im.

God: (long pause) baaa…let him in. Send him to the shitty part of Heaven though.

Lonny: Thanks, Stan!