Originally Posted by Shotgunjones
Go out and mow the grass. It's hot. You're sweaty.

Park the mower. Get a dry shirt.

Take a red Solo cup. Fill it halfway with ice. Add a double shot of Ten High. Add a splash of tonic. Top off with soda.

Park your considerable ass under a shade tree, and sip this through a straw. Your mood will slowly improve.

This is known as drinking 'long' or 'tall' and you will find considerable merit in this strategy.

Thanks for that. I’ll consider it Plan B. I’ve got a feller somwers in Jawja that’s on a mission from God praying for me. I’m sticking with that strategy.


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Covered my MSFT short this morning. Mood can’t improve much. But thanks again.